heartfelt lyrics, or Mad Libs set to music?
not to be a cranky old twentysomething about this, but…music these days! Let’s sing random words with unwarranted emotion and seriousness!
“In this California King bed, we’re 10,000 miles apart” (California King Bed - Rihanna)
What, was In this French-door Kenmore refrigeratorrrrr, our love starts to feel cold already taken?
“Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza, Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa” (On the Dancefloor - Jennifer Lopez)
Most of these are cities, one is an island, one is a country, one is the continent where that country lies, so consistency is shot to hell. But next time I want to get my drink&dance on in the club, I will for sure go to Africa.
“Judas Juda-a-a Judas Juda-a-a Judas Juda-a-a Judas Gaga” (Judas - Lady Gaga)
Oh Gagz, I would love to wear an ear condom if it would protect me from hearing the same name screeched over and over and over again.
“Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag…” (Firework - Katy Perry)
Nope. Never. Not even once.